This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..
Thranduil while fighting:
Diagrams of embryos in various positions.
14th c. (via)
These babies are gettin turnt as fuck in there
Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH
OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE
THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION
"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat
this will never be less funny to me
steal his look: animal i found on the beach
whiskers: maybe $60k
a smile: honestly, thats priceless
giant blurry log: $1400
My anaconda will consider it