timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..


bloooooms:

Thranduil while fighting: image

Meanwhile Legolas:


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cheetahgirl69420:

medieval:

Diagrams of embryos in various positions.14th c. (via) 

These babies are gettin turnt as fuck in there

cheetahgirl69420:

medieval:

Diagrams of embryos in various positions.

14th c. (via)

These babies are gettin turnt as fuck in there


amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted




senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

image


samclafs:

the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 


iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 


qvarantine:

that why

qvarantine:

that why


tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat


ripmyheartoutirwin:

this will never be less funny to me

ripmyheartoutirwin:

this will never be less funny to me


officialunitedstates:

steal his look: animal i found on the beach
whiskers:  maybe $60k
a smile:  honestly, thats priceless
sand:  $300
giant blurry log:  $1400

officialunitedstates:

steal his look: animal i found on the beach

whiskers:  maybe $60k

a smile:  honestly, thats priceless

sand:  $300

giant blurry log:  $1400


luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it