One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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fuckmestupid:

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT


therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy



theinvisibleironman:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

For my first act as president, I will ban the force-feeding of broccoli across the entire nation. Thank you. Vote for me plz.

theinvisibleironman:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

For my first act as president, I will ban the force-feeding of broccoli across the entire nation. Thank you. Vote for me plz.


plystation:

seeing your post on your dash

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]


crustpunkery:

I saw this commercial after staying up all night and all I could think of was to do this


fuckyeahllamasandalpacas:

llama (by cjamk)

fuckyeahllamasandalpacas:

llama (by cjamk)



nipplethief:

oh my god


physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.


thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal


game of thrones + according to google [insp]


wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass