BIG THANKS TO TOMB FOR MAKING THIS SO FUCKING SPECTACULAR.
I did all the voices. :3
JUST GIVE US THE GODDAMN MOVIE ALREADY IT SHOULD HAVE NEVER RESORTED TO THIS
I just needed to get this off my chest right now.
best fukin thing
I hate myself for making this
"he’s had his time in the sun" mutters William, lowering the baby into a large metal container. "now he goes in the box".
“the royal box!” Kate interjects, smiling uneasily.
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson
Yes, yes. Very nice. But I’m just gonna add my favorite wardrobe change.
All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess
why do writers really avoid using the word bisexual to describe their characters? well, you may not have known this, but if a monosexual writes the word ‘bisexual’ three times, then the ghost of sappho will appear, seduce them, and then devour their soul. writers must stick with confusing euphemisms for bisexuality instead.
alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals
never forget: Eurovision 2007 Ukraine
so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.
no i will continue to do that