le-frozenpocalypse-center:

lemurlocked:

something-something-cupcake:

micthemicrophone:

BIG THANKS TO TOMB FOR MAKING THIS SO FUCKING SPECTACULAR.

I did all the voices. :3

image

JUST GIVE US THE GODDAMN MOVIE ALREADY IT SHOULD HAVE NEVER RESORTED TO THIS

...


potentialforart:

hpreducedto1:

I just needed to get this off my chest right now.

best fukin thing

potentialforart:

hpreducedto1:

I just needed to get this off my chest right now.

best fukin thing



pinetrees-and-triangles:

I hate myself for making this 


verylittlebird:

"he’s had his time in the sun" mutters William, lowering the baby into a large metal container. "now he goes in the box". “the royal box!” Kate interjects, smiling uneasily.

verylittlebird:

"he’s had his time in the sun" mutters William, lowering the baby into a large metal container. "now he goes in the box".
“the royal box!” Kate interjects, smiling uneasily.


peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite


officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson


syntaxbitch:

Yes, yes. Very nice. But I’m just gonna add my favorite wardrobe change.


twitch-the-tiny:

All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess

twitch-the-tiny:

All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess


bi-privilege:

why do writers really avoid using the word bisexual to describe their characters? well, you may not have known this, but if a monosexual writes the word ‘bisexual’ three times, then the ghost of sappho will appear, seduce them, and then devour their soul. writers must stick with confusing euphemisms for bisexuality instead.


minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals


kawaiilluminatii:

gentlemanbones:

theonion:

Busch Gardens Unveils New 9,600-Mile-Long Endurance Coaster

kawaiilluminatii:

gentlemanbones:

theonion:

Busch Gardens Unveils New 9,600-Mile-Long Endurance Coaster


pcapitated:

never forget: Eurovision 2007 Ukraine


What You Crave vs What You Need
  • Chocolate:Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks:Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks:Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food:Topsoil.
  • Cookies:Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea:A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs:Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice:The sweet release of death.

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that